Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor