Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon