Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

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What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor