Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

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What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

What did the doctor say to the infertile Princess Bride?

Inconceivable!