What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

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What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.