What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

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Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.