What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

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What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

warm

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How much do dirty deeds cost again?

Malcolm Young

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

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What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read