Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.