Yacht Jokes

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

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What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?

Shark absorbers!

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.