What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

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Why so down?

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Where'd you get those shoes?

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What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ?

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.