Black Market Jokes

What do you call the underground slave trade?

The black market.

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

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Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

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Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

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Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

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Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.