Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

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What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

English Jokes More English Jokes

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

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What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

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Why can't you run in a camp ground?

You can only 'ran' it's past tents.

Why can you RAN in a campsite, but never RUN in a campsite?

Because it's always past-tents.