Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

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What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

Past Tent Jokes More Past Tent Jokes

Why is it impossible to run through a campground?

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.