Past Tent Jokes

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

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Why can you only ran through a campground and not run?

Because it's past tents.

Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.

Why is it impossible to run through a campground?

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

What do you call the memory of a camping trip?

Past Tents

Why can't you run in a campground?

Because you ran: It's past tents. I'll show myself out.

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

Why can you ran thourgh a campground but not run through a campground?

Because it's past tents

Why can't you run in a camp ground?

You can only 'ran' it's past tents.

Why can't you run through a campsite?

Because you ran when it's past tents.

Why do I only ran through campsites?

Because it's past tents

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Why can you RAN in a campsite, but never RUN in a campsite?

Because it's always past-tents.

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

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