What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

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How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.