What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

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How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )

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Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

Why did Sally drop her ice-cream cone?

She got hit by a bus.