Alan Rickman Jokes

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok?

Thai die.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

David Bowie Jokes More David Bowie Jokes

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull