Alan Rickman Jokes

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans funeral?

Nothing.

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.

David Bowie Jokes More David Bowie Jokes

What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.