Alan Rickman Jokes

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.

What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans funeral?

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Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!

What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

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How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.