What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

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What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

What does he say at baptism?

Another Juan

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What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.