What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

What do you call a 350 pound stripper?

Broke

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What do you call a Mexican on a hill?

Gracias.

What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

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What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

Juan more time!

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Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.