What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.