Morpheus Jokes

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake?

No whey Jose

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What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.