Morpheus Jokes

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke?

Slow the pace and apply more lube!

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

What rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

Neosporin Jokes More Neosporin Jokes

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

Juan by Jaun

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body