Asprin Jokes

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

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Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

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What kind of Internet creep can swim the fastest?

A TOR pedo.

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

Smooth Jokes More Smooth Jokes

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What is the name of a taxi service for bears?

Ubear.

How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms?

bear

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.