Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.