Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

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What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.