Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !