How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

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Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

What saved the ship?

flambuoyancy"

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

Who drowns?

The boat.

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !