How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

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What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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What did the drowning number theorist yell?

LOG LOG LOG LOG

Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

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What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.