How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

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Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

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Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!