Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
flambuoyancy"
Camembert
A smoothbore.
Because he was in deNile
The boat.
A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!
When it's raining cats and dogs !