What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

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Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Who was left?

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Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.