What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach