What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

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Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

Clarinet Jokes More Clarinet Jokes

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.