What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

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Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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What is tuba plus tuba?

Fourba!

What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

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What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.