How does a black woman fight crime?

By having an abortion

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

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Crimefighter

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Fetus Deletus

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