How does a black woman fight crime?

By having an abortion

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We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Abortions.

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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