Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

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Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

A: Write 'pp espressivo'.