Jolly Good Fellow Jokes

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

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What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What's worst than one bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl?

What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this