Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What two words have the most letters?

Post office.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

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What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.