Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

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Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.