Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!

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How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.