Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

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Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

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What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Addictionary

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.