Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.