Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

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Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeves

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles