Paper Bag Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

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Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

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It got toad away.

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Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

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What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

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Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.