Paper Bag Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

What did one frog say to the other?

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.