What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

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Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

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What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

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What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor