Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.
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He was having a midlife crisis
an asymp-tote*
Nobody likes the black ones.
If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!
A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor
Because it can't be taken on empty stomach
In Africa.
George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)
There's twenty of them.
Because she thought everybody loved her.
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
Two cooks in the house.
The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.
