What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

How many does it take to screw in lightbulb?

thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Reproduce Jokes More Reproduce Jokes

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.