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Where is Macau located?

In MaFarm

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Where was Soloman's temple located?

On the side of his head.

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.

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What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

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What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

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Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

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