Why should men not engage in esports while horny?

They get erekt.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.