What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

10 Year Jokes More 10 Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.