What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

What do you call a coi fish that can't swim?

A decoi

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.