Why was the belt thrown in jail?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

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What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"