Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

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Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Gravel Jokes More Gravel Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.