What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

Drawer Jokes More Drawer Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!