What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What's the difference between aged cheddar and regular cheddar?

The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Drawer Jokes More Drawer Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.