Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

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What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

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What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt