Publisher Jokes

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)