Whistle Blower Jokes

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

he was snowden

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Edward Snowed-in

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How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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When is a body builder's shortest workout?

During the winter Swole-stace

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

What do you call an NBA Whistleblower?

A referee!

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What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.