Whistle Blower Jokes

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

he was snowden

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The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

What did the right eye said to the left?

Between me and you, "something smells".

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

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Where do weeaboos holiday?

Kawaii

What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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Edward Snowed-in