Whistle Blower Jokes

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

he was snowden

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Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals?

A referee

East Coast Jokes More East Coast Jokes

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.