What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

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What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

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What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

Why was the tea so obstinate?

Because it was steeped in tradition.