Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

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Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

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Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!