Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.