Nsfw I don't know I was too busy jerking off.
He has a big E on his pajamas.
Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!
A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.
A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
It didn't hit the car's windshield.
A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
He always came on time.