What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a neolithic taking a walk?

A meanderthal

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

from Stephen King - The Cell)

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.