What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

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What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown