Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin