Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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What do you call a hoarse Putin?

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin