What does a horny man living in Northern Russia need?

He needs two jacket.

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Because its horn doesn't work.

Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

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What's the best part about living in a black family?

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Willis.

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Why was the jacket stinky?

Because it was a windbreaker.

Where's my freaking phone?

and it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"