What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

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Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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Juan

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High wasted shorts!

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

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What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.